Song: The Size of a Cow Artist: The Wonder Stuff Tabbed By: Jefferson Humber Date: 01-SEP-2005 Tuning: eADGBE (Standard) This is a classic tune, and sounds great on the acoustic guitar. Couldn't find a tab anywhere for this, so worked it out myself. Play barre chords throughout, except for the bridge which sounds better in open chords. Intro: B, A, G, D, G, A, G, D, G, (Ab), A Verse: B A Don't you think it's funny that nothing's what it seems When you're not looking forward B Me I'd like to think that life is like a drink A (Bb) B And I'm hoping that it tastes like bourbon Bridge: G D C You know that I've been drunk a thousand times G D C And these should be the best days of my life Life it's not what I thought it was Chorus: A G Damn blast look at my past D G I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass A G I said oh wow look at me now D G I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow A G D G (Ab) A Aah Aah...the size of a cow Interlude: B, A, B, A